no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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