I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
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No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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