Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
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Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
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Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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