you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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