I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
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I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
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You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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