shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
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she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
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Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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