Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
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God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
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You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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