This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
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Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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