And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
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Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
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Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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