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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
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I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
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Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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