D3 body, D1 cock
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
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He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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