Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
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If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
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In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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