Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
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Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
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She's not a foreskin expert like you
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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