ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
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you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
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But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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