i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize