So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
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When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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