Where is the hickey?
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
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Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
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I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
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