this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
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We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
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I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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