there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Randomize