Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
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Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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