mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
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Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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