Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
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Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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