i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
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the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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