Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
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So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
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Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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