Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
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I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
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I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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