That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
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This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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