Don't you send me to vm
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
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If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
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Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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