I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
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Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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