you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
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After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
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After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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