Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
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We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
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does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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