Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
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You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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