New low: just hacked my moms facebook
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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