the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
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It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
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Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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