TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
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Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
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Life without a bra equals bliss.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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