Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
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he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
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During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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