careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
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