i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
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I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
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I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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