ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
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Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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