I am puke
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
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Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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