At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
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Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
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Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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