So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
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I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
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Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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