mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I love having hate sex.
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
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THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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