8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
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So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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