I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
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all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
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I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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