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Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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