whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
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no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
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She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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