I CAN MOONWALK!
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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