I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
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i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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