Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
what if I'm pregnant?
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The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
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No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
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When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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