Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
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I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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