Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
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Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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